I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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If your regular birth control fails (or you didn’t use it, for whatever reason), emergency contraception is here to save the day!

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Well fuck your book Walter

That’s my daily plan….

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  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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